Matriarch Balance Cream 100
Matriarch Balance Cream 100
For when blowing up your life and running away with the circus stops being a fantasy and starts being Tuesday. Wait, what? Here's the backstory →
- Bioidentical progesterone: From yam.
- Ultra-micronized: Finer than the norm
- Absorbs fast: No grease, no residue
Ultra-micronized bioidentical progesterone in a silky smooth base of argan oil, vitamin E from sunflower, chamomile extract, and prickly pear. Airless pump bottle dispensing 0.5 ml with 50 mg progesterone per pump. vegan & cruelty free. Unscented. Also in a lower strength: Matriarch 20
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How to use
How to use
1 to 2 pumps (0.5 to 1 ml, or about 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon, 50 to 100 mg), worked into your palms and the inside of your forearms, once or twice a day. It can also be applied as a face cream. Many use it on a cyclical schedule: once or twice daily for the one to two weeks before your period is common. Give it a few minutes to sink in, then wash your hands.
Our Quality Standards
Our Quality Standards
No parabens, phthalates, artificial fragrances, or harsh chemicals. Made in the USA from domestic and imported ingredients, in a cGMP facility. Hygienic, airless, fully recyclable HDPE bottle. Cruelty-free & 100% Vegan.
What's Inside
What's Inside
Size: 1.7 fl oz (50 ml), approximately 90–100 pumps. One pump ≈ 0.5 ml = 10 mg progesterone (2%).
Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Pentylene Glycol (from Sugar Cane), USP Micronized Progesterone, Glycerine*, Vegetable Squalane, Sodium Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Polyisobutene, Tocopherol (Vitamin E from Sunflower), Chamomilla Recutita Matricaria Flower Extract*, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil*, Opuntia Ficus-Indica (Prickly Pear) Seed Oil*, Populus Tremuloides (Aspen) Bark Extract, Lactic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Allantoin, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Arginine, Tocotrienols [*Certified Organic Ingredient]
Safety & disclaimers
Safety & disclaimers
For external use only. Patch test first; stop and email us if skin gets irritated. Wash hands after applying; keep freshly-treated skin off kids and pets. Do not use if pregnant, nursing, or trying to become pregnant, except on the advice of your healthcare provider. Keep out of reach of children.
This product is a cosmetic. It is not intended to raise your hormone levels, or to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Welcome to the circus
Matriarch 100 is the main event, for the months the dragon skips the warm-up and shows up at full size.
The female body is an extraordinary operating system. And by "operating system," we mean several rogue departments communicating in secret codes, following maps we've never been allowed to see, and, this month, setting fire to the building with no plan to rebuild it at all.
We've long suspected there's an overarching plan.
At this scale, we're starting to suspect there isn't one.
Most months, the system runs fine and the dragon sorta behaves. This month, the circus doesn't just come to town, it moves in, sets up permanent residence, and starts charging admission at your own front door.
The system experiences a total security breach, and we're not so much mounting the dragon as being carried by it, through the ceiling, past the curtains, straight into a full display of fire and brimstone, life plan included.
Not to mention the surprise appearances, upgraded. The early arrival that's also the late arrival. The encore that's actually three encores. The two-day burst of optimism that convinces us we have to quit our jobs, sell the house, and run away with the circus, no notice given.
And let's not pretend this is a gentle unraveling. Everyone politely calls this a transition too. Of course they do. At this scale, though, "transition" doesn't cover it. This is a shitshow, dialed all the way up, and all we want to know is who the hell let the monkeys out and gave them the keys.
Yes, welcome to the femme circus, main event edition. Magnificent, unhinged, and a little bit terrifying.
Matriarch 100 is our higher-strength progesterone cream, for those who've stopped enjoying the circus and started negotiating with it directly. Each complete pump contains approximately 50 mg of ultra-micronized bioidentical progesterone, five times the concentration of Matriarch 20.
Will it run the circus out of town and tame the dragon? We're not legally allowed to say. The law prefers mystery.
What we can say is that it contains:
- 10% bioidentical progesterone
- Approx. 50 mg per pump
- Argan oil, prickly pear seed oil, vitamin E and chamomile
- No added fragrance
- No parabens or phthalates
- No soy
- No glitter
- No moon rituals
Your circus. Your dragon. Tame it, slay it or befriend it.
Natural and bioidentical but also…
Ultra-micronized
The progesterone is milled into exceptionally fine particles, which is what makes Matriarch 100 feel this light and absorb this cleanly instead of sitting on top and being sticky about it. Yam-derived raw material, never soy.
NO AIR, NO MESS
Airless by design
The pump bottle is sealed against air, so the formula stays fresh and nothing gets contaminated between pumps. No jar, no fingers. And no guesswork. The transparent strip at the back of the bottle lets you know how much is left.