
Welcome to the circus
Matriarch 20 is the sneak entrance to the show for those who'd rather learn how to ride the dragon than put a sword through it.
The female body is an extraordinary operating system. And by "operating system," we mean several rogue departments communicating in secret codes, following maps we've never been allowed to see and occasionally setting fire to the building just to rebuild the whole thing in a week.
We've long suspected there's an overarching plan.
We've just never managed to catch anyone holding it.
Some months, everything's quiet. Civilized. People can chew all day long without us even batting an eyelash. The dragon stays in the cave. The temperature is lovely. The wiring actually works, like the whole system was installed by a licensed professional.
And then the circus officially comes to town.
The system experiences critical security glitches, and we're mounting the dragon as it crashes through the ceiling, eats the curtains, and burps fire and brimstone all over our life plan.
Not to mention those surprise red carpet appearances. The early arrival. The late arrival. The encore nobody requested. And then the two-day burst of optimism that convinces us we've got to quit our jobs and run away with the circus.
Also let's not forget that things get worse before they get better. Everyone politely calls this a transition. Of course they do. Nobody wants to call it what it actually is: a shitshow. An unauthorized upgrade, of mind and body, and all we want to know is who the hell let the monkeys out?
Yes, welcome to the femme circus. Magnificent, full of wonder and hilariously absurd.
Matriarch 20 is our lower-strength progesterone cream for those who’d rather enjoy the circus than run away with it. Each complete pump contains approximately 10 mg of ultra-micronized bioidentical progesterone.
"Ultra-micronized" means the progesterone particles have been milled to an exceptionally small size before being blended into the cream. The result is a smooth, unscented formula that absorbs easily without leaving you greased up and looking sweaty. Because, we don't need any more of that...
Will it tame the dragon? Lock up the monkeys? Release Satan's grip on the thermostat? We're not legally allowed to say. The law prefers mystery.
What we can say is that it contains:
2% ultra-micronized bioidentical progesterone
Approximately 10 mg per complete pump
Argan oil, prickly pear seed oil, vitamin E and chamomile
No added fragrance
No parabens or phthalates
No soy
No glitter
No moon rituals
Your circus. Your dragon. Own it.
Natural and bioidentical but also…
Ultra-micronized
The progesterone is milled into exceptionally fine particles, which is what makes Matriarch 20 feel this light and absorb this cleanly instead of sitting on top and being sticky about it. Yam-derived raw material, never soy.
Highest quality ingredients
Rich and hydrating
A rich, unscented cream made with argan oil, vitamin E from sunflower seeds, organic chamomile flower extract, and prickly pear seed oil. No parabens, no phthalates. 100% vegan and cruelty free.