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Matriarch Revitalizing Cream

Matriarch Revitalizing Cream

It's not just dry anymore. The whole energy of the place has left the building. Wait, what? Here's the backstory

  • Rich, unscented moisture for skin that's gone quiet on you.
  • Leaves skin feeling supple, soft, and comfortable in its own right again.
  • For the body and the intimate skin most product lines conveniently forget.

Bioidentical DHEA in a silky smooth base of argan oil, vitamin E from sunflower, chamomile extract, and prickly pear. Airless pump bottle dispensing 0.5 ml per pump. Vegan & cruelty free. Unscented.

  • Free shipping on US orders $75+. Ships from the USA within 2 business days (USPS, 5-7 day delivery).
  • Secure checkout, all major credit cards accepted.
  • Not a perfect match? Return within 60 days for a full refund.

How to use

Rub 1-2 pumps into your palms and the inside of your forearms, once or twice a day. For external intimate use, apply to the external skin only (the vulva and surrounding skin). Not for internal or intravaginal use. Skip the face with this one. Give it two weeks of daily use before you decide anything. Give it a few minutes to sink in, then wash your hands. Pairs nicely with Comfort Cream: one for the face, neck and hands, one for everywhere else.

Our Quality Standards

No parabens, phthalates, artificial fragrances, or harsh chemicals. Made in the USA from domestic and imported ingredients, in a cGMP facility. Hygienic, airless, fully recyclable HDPE bottle. Cruelty-free & 100% Vegan.

What's inside

Size: 1.7 fl oz (50 ml), approximately 90–100 pumps. One pump ≈ 0.5 ml = 10 mg DHEA (2%).

Water, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Pentylene Glycol (from sugar cane), Micronized Dehydroepiandrosterone, Glycerine*, Vegetable Squalane, Sodium Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Polyisobutene, Tocopherol (Vitamin E from sunflower), Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract*, Argania Spinosa (Argan) Kernel Oil*, Opuntia Ficus-Indica (Prickly Pear) Seed Oil*, Populus Tremuloides (Aspen) Bark Extract, Lactic Acid, Xanthan Gum, Allantoin, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Arginine, Tocotrienols
[*Certified Organic Ingredient]

Safety & fine print

For external use only. Do a patch test first; if your skin gets irritated or you develop a rash, stop and email us. Wash your hands after applying, and keep freshly-treated skin from rubbing off onto kids or pets. Do not use if you are pregnant, nursing, or trying to become pregnant. Keep out of reach of children.

This product is a cosmetic. It is not intended to raise your hormone levels, or to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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New here? Every Matriarch cream lives inside the same joke: your body is a three-ring circus, and these days, it's dragging your whole life into the tent too. This one's about the fire eater. Nobody in the audience has noticed yet. You have.

The fire eater's lost her spark. The strongman's taking a season off. The mood in the tent's gone flat, and nobody can quite say when the lights got so dim.

Does the fire eater get her spark back? We're not legally allowed to say.

But we can say that Revitalizing Cream is a rich, unscented DHEA moisturizer for the body and external intimate skin, both gone drier, thinner, and quicker to complain about being ignored. It's for skin that wants to feel more like itself again. Not for the face; DHEA can leave facial skin a little oily, and that's not the job here. External use only.

Revitalizing Cream contains:

  • 2% bioidentical DHEA (about 10 mg per pump).
  • Argan oil, prickly pear seed oil, vitamin E and chamomile.
  • No added fragrance
  • No parabens or phthalates
  • No soy
  • No glitter
  • No moon rituals

Just a very good cream, for the parts of the show that quietly went dark.

Once or twice, your call

Gentle by design

Give it two weeks before you decide anything. Skip the face with this one, that's Comfort's job.

PAIRS WELL

Better together

Comfort handles the face, neck, hands and forearms. Revitalizing handles the rest. Use one or both, whatever your particular show needs.